the void

Egg fun-tastic

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 00:07:19 GMT

http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/flash/Eggs.swf

It thinks I like david letterman...Bollux. It's all about Conan O'brian

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 00:54:19 GMT

the Cutting Edge
(52% dark, 43% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 36% on dark

You scored higher than 50% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 48% on vulgar

Brilliant!!!

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 06:08:12 GMT

http://www.zanorg.com/prodperso/automachine.htm

I'm a smitten kitten

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 10:52:35 GMT

I met this girl. She makes me feel good.

Real good.

I can't get her out of my head.

I am smitten.

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 10:48:58 GMT

Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:	In a style so odd, it defies all laws of physics.
Clothes:	Long, super cool trenchcoats, collars, black pants and tight shirts.
Powers:	Light magic
Special Features:	Wolf ears and tail
Sidekick:	Your vampire girlfriend.
Attitude:	Very quiet and reserverd, extremely shy.
Weapon:	A sword that's twice as big as you are.

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Tears like candy I will die from sweets

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:17:59 GMT

Here comes the end of my 3 day vaction.
I spent it sleeping and eating and doing nothing.
Cheers

My bike, is in the shop until thursday. sad
oh well.
I've met a couple of interesting girls.

I like the fact that I know longer want a girl friend.
I'm not even sure if I want love.
I want someone to want me and for me to want them back.
I want pure unadulterated lust.
I want to be free from myself and all that surrounds me.
Fuck this.
I'm out.
Laters

Life, the universe, and everything

Thu, 19 May 2005 17:56:50 GMT

I slept through the 2 hour Alias event last night. Woke up at 5 on my day off. Man I am pissed. On the other hand, I am throwing a bonfire party on saturday. Feel free to come. Totally legal beach. So if you are to drunk to drive, you can sleep until you sober up. Party starts at 10pm... which is funny, because that's when I get off work.

Pigeon Point
210 Pigeon Point Road
Pescadero, CA 94060

Map it.

It should be fun. Hope to see you there.
If you have any questions
650 387 6623
Leave your name, number, and your question.
I might not answer if I'm at work.

Laters

Do you AIM

Thu, 12 May 2005 05:24:08 GMT

BABonfire@aol.com

that's my AIM

Bonfire Party Mailing list

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 19:26:54 GMT

If you want on the party list E-mail to this address.

BABonfire@hotmail.com

3 day update

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 10:33:33 GMT

It is now 2:55 a.m. I just got in, and boy has it been an interesting past three days.
Let us rewind back to friday... cause that is when this all began.
Saturday I worked 1-10 p.m. with Amanda (the co-worker I have a crush on). After we finished with close up we left for the party. It was her friend Kelsey's 21st birthday party. First stop was Amanda's house so she and I could change into party clothes. After that, we went to Albertson's to buy Corona's, marshmallows, and gram-crackers. We then went to Safeway to buy chocolate, now we could go to the party. We got there fashionably late... but stylish as hell, with booze and the makings of S'mores. Soon as we arrived Amanda started to introduce me to all of her friends, (one of which felt it necessary to tell me she had just gotten breast implants.) Then it was time for shot's... Mmmmm Vodka. Amanda is funny when she's drunk. (Amanda want's to try my pancakes... is that code for something?)

To the deck. There was a fire going, and at the fire I met Christina... (she is very attractive). We got to talking, I found out that she goes to foothill and is a Gamer (I think I like her too). We talked for most the evening and into the morning... she gave me her number. We went inside and danced. Now I really like her and I feel really dumb (she was blatantly hitting on me and I was total oblivious). Around 2a.m. she left and I stopped drinking. Amanda and I left around 2:30a.m. and by 2:45a.m. I was home. Went online posted on Myspace. 4a.m. went to bed.

Sunday worked 1:30 to 9:30. Found out that Amanda only invited 1 other person to the party and that was Kim (I'm confused... mixed signals). Went home watched Red dwarF. Got a call from Dave went to his house. On my way I saw a trash can on fire out side of a gas station and a man standing next to it. Kept skating. Saw a bus go by, then a cop car, then a fire truck heading the opposite direction, then 2 more cop cars came out of nowhere and pulled over the bus. Got home at 2:55a.m. on monday morning and now it's 3:35a.m.

Laters
-J

New Job

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 04:28:41 GMT

I got the job at the Z Gallerie
I start thursday
Come by and buy
something

Bonfire Party Tonight

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:36:02 GMT

North of the Lighthouse on Highway 1
South of Highway 84

In other words.
North of Santa cruz
South of Half Moon Bay
South of San Gregorio

Bring your own Booze if you want to drink.
if you want bring communal snacks

BRING FIRE WOOD

Give me a call
650 387 6623
-J

From Palo Alto
Oregon Expressway
to 280 north
to 84 east
this will take you over skyline
then South on 1
You will see a lighthouse
when you get about a mile away from the lighthouse
look for a dumpster on the right hand side of the road.

Hope to see you there.

Bonfire Party

Fri, 25 Mar 2005 20:30:40 GMT

I'm done with being sick.

If you are free tomorrow night R.S.V.P.
I'm thinking of throwing a Bonfire Party
@
the beach just north of the light house
South of San Gregorio
Which is south of Half Moon Bay
And north of Santa Cruz

Cause everyone can use a little pick me up

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 16:00:16 GMT

Cause everyone can use a little pick me up.
Check this site out
http://digilander.libero.it/katalog/

Lauren yeah

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 09:47:30 GMT

I hella just spent like 3 hours with lauren hall
it was great
we took pictures that were fit for the short bus.

My Myspace.

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 22:05:45 GMT

http://www.myspace.com/reloc.cfm?c=2&id=72469C3B-F35A-47BF-BA89-96D22851D016
Check out my pic's

The Double Duce

Mon, 21 Feb 2005 03:12:43 GMT

So I have been binge drinking for the past three days. But that is not important, what is important is the fact that I turned 22. and that my friend meg is going to name her first son J. that is so cool.

Bonfire

Fri, 18 Feb 2005 02:33:04 GMT

I turn 22 on the 20th so saturday night I am hosting a bonfire party on a beach south of halfmoon bay. If you would like to come please call me on my cell. If you need a ride you must call so I can try to arrange one for you. We are meeting at happy donuts around 9 and leaving by 9:15 so we can caravan. If you want alcohol bring your own as I am broke and can not afford to buy liquor. No Presents! food and beverage on the other hand would be swell but not necessary. And If any one could bring a Boom Box with CD player and let me know what kind of batteries that would be great. thanks and hope to see you there.

Collage

Sun, 13 Feb 2005 20:33:56 GMT

~Jmoon~

LJ friendsCollage.

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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

Thu, 10 Feb 2005 03:31:34 GMT

If You Can't Beat J, Join J.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred J.
Who Would You Have A J With?
How Do You Eat Your J?
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a J.
Splash J All Over.
Now with 50% more J!
Get More From J.
Gee, Your J Smells Terrific.
Absolut J.
There's Only One J.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's J.
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat J.
I'd Like to Buy the World a J.
Go On, Get Your J Out.
You Press the J, We Do the Rest.

A death in the family

Sun, 30 Jan 2005 23:33:30 GMT

would not that suck to be the only living member of your family. Sometimes I feel that way. Not that I am the only living member of my family, but Living away from family makes me realize that although we don't always get along we are family.

But on another note Party party party.
Stanford party Friday night... goodtimes... dance off. interesting people.
3hours sleep
Work
Paint, power tools and a soddering Iron.
I set my hand on fire.
Video game party with friends from school.
Bonfire party with friends and a book burning... A phone book burning.
11 am drum solo
there is not enough alcohol in the world
and Vodka not made in Russia is just potato water.
still never been drunk
not even tipsy
every body in the club get tipsy
bitch monkey and the purple monkey dishwashers
my new band
were going to be big in japan
like androgynous men and David Haselhof
lets hear it for running around naked
and running through fire
not at the same time
unless your in to burning sensations in your lower regions
I feel asleep in the car on 84
my neck hurts
I wasn't driving
thats good news.
and goodnight.

Happy

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 09:06:18 GMT

I talked to Jen for an hour yesterday evening. it was great. she has a cat named leo. I like people who like cats.

Mmmmmmm... furry handcuffs

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 19:10:55 GMT

Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129
Username
Sex
Favorite Color
Love of your life:	danalili
Best sex of your life:	observer26
Will make you come 1000 times:	lizperez34
Will break your heart:	eatdeathorphans
Best Kisser:	tokiyamikagami
Best cuddler:	emilykeidis
You secretly dream of:	theatergirl87
But this person dreams of you:	stagebaby03
Will handcuff you and screw you silly:	mehemilymeh

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Tsunami Slam

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 18:55:07 GMT

So two nights in a row I didn't sleep... in my own bed.
I woke up in the arms of a beautiful woman, ok not really but I did wake up near a beautiful woman.
Yesterday was good, got in to the house at 9:30 am went on-line and talked about the night before.
Got a phone call from Becca asking me, if I wanted to watch Carmen... the Opera. We went to my mom's place so I could do Graphic Design work and watch the opera. All and all not that bad for a movie version of an Opera from 1984. After all that I went home and cooked. Tried all different styles of cooking beef. I even made a caramelized black pepper beef, could have used lime. Then the Tsunami benefit remembrance slam. GUNN high school slam team did an exhibition... most excellent. The guest Artists hailing form the windy city, Chicago. Dan Sully & Tim Stafford. Fucking amazing.

What was nuts was the remembrance slam. I was the first poet up after the sacrificial. I went up with a virgin piece and got a 23.6 not bad for writing it right before the show. After me was the Mighty Mike Maggee, who rocked as always ... damn he's good. The night was awesome. After the slam we went to Lee Knight jr.'s. Good food, good people, good conversation, and a fucking brilliant trip to 7 11. We watched Shaun of the Dead and Family Guy. I feel a sleep, and therefore it was a party. I woke up, skated home, and posted this post.

and now to go to Work...

yeah.

Bunny Love

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 18:33:36 GMT

http://pointlessone.home.comcast.net/Ddautta_01_masK.swf