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the Cutting Edge
(52% dark, 43% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 36% on dark
You scored higher than 50% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 48% on vulgar |
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I met this girl. She makes me feel good.
Real good. I can't get her out of my head. I am smitten. Current Mood:  smitten |
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Jun. 13th, 2005 @ 03:45 am
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Current Mood:  awake Current Music: Cake |
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Here comes the end of my 3 day vaction.
I spent it sleeping and eating and doing nothing.
Cheers
My bike, is in the shop until thursday. sad
oh well.
I've met a couple of interesting girls.
I like the fact that I know longer want a girl friend.
I'm not even sure if I want love.
I want someone to want me and for me to want them back.
I want pure unadulterated lust.
I want to be free from myself and all that surrounds me.
Fuck this.
I'm out.
Laters
Jun. 7th, 2005 @ 04:11 pm
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| » Life, the universe, and everything |
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I slept through the 2 hour Alias event last night. Woke up at 5 on my day off. Man I am pissed. On the other hand, I am throwing a bonfire party on saturday. Feel free to come. Totally legal beach. So if you are to drunk to drive, you can sleep until you sober up. Party starts at 10pm... which is funny, because that's when I get off work.
Pigeon Point
210 Pigeon Point Road
Pescadero, CA 94060
Map it.
It should be fun. Hope to see you there.
If you have any questions
650 387 6623
Leave your name, number, and your question.
I might not answer if I'm at work.
Laters
May. 19th, 2005 @ 10:25 am
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| » Do you AIM |
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BABonfire@aol.com
that's my AIM
May. 11th, 2005 @ 10:22 pm
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| » Bonfire Party Mailing list |
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If you want on the party list E-mail to this address.
BABonfire@hotmail.com
Apr. 11th, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
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| » 3 day update |
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It is now 2:55 a.m. I just got in, and boy has it been an interesting past three days.
Let us rewind back to friday... cause that is when this all began.
Saturday I worked 1-10 p.m. with Amanda (the co-worker I have a crush on). After we finished with close up we left for the party. It was her friend Kelsey's 21st birthday party. First stop was Amanda's house so she and I could change into party clothes. After that, we went to Albertson's to buy Corona's, marshmallows, and gram-crackers. We then went to Safeway to buy chocolate, now we could go to the party. We got there fashionably late... but stylish as hell, with booze and the makings of S'mores. Soon as we arrived Amanda started to introduce me to all of her friends, (one of which felt it necessary to tell me she had just gotten breast implants.) Then it was time for shot's... Mmmmm Vodka. Amanda is funny when she's drunk. (Amanda want's to try my pancakes... is that code for something?)
To the deck. There was a fire going, and at the fire I met Christina... (she is very attractive). We got to talking, I found out that she goes to foothill and is a Gamer (I think I like her too). We talked for most the evening and into the morning... she gave me her number. We went inside and danced. Now I really like her and I feel really dumb (she was blatantly hitting on me and I was total oblivious). Around 2a.m. she left and I stopped drinking. Amanda and I left around 2:30a.m. and by 2:45a.m. I was home. Went online posted on Myspace. 4a.m. went to bed.
Sunday worked 1:30 to 9:30. Found out that Amanda only invited 1 other person to the party and that was Kim (I'm confused... mixed signals). Went home watched Red dwarF. Got a call from Dave went to his house. On my way I saw a trash can on fire out side of a gas station and a man standing next to it. Kept skating. Saw a bus go by, then a cop car, then a fire truck heading the opposite direction, then 2 more cop cars came out of nowhere and pulled over the bus. Got home at 2:55a.m. on monday morning and now it's 3:35a.m.
Laters
-J
Apr. 11th, 2005 @ 02:55 am
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| » New Job |
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I got the job at the Z Gallerie
I start thursday
Come by and buy
something
Mar. 28th, 2005 @ 08:30 pm
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| » Bonfire Party Tonight |
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North of the Lighthouse on Highway 1
South of Highway 84
In other words.
North of Santa cruz
South of Half Moon Bay
South of San Gregorio
Bring your own Booze if you want to drink.
if you want bring communal snacks
BRING FIRE WOOD
Give me a call
650 387 6623
-J
From Palo Alto
Oregon Expressway
to 280 north
to 84 east
this will take you over skyline
then South on 1
You will see a lighthouse
when you get about a mile away from the lighthouse
look for a dumpster on the right hand side of the road.
Hope to see you there.
Mar. 26th, 2005 @ 09:29 am
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| » Bonfire Party |
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I'm done with being sick.
If you are free tomorrow night R.S.V.P.
I'm thinking of throwing a Bonfire Party
@
the beach just north of the light house
South of San Gregorio
Which is south of Half Moon Bay
And north of Santa Cruz
Mar. 25th, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
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| » Cause everyone can use a little pick me up |
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Cause everyone can use a little pick me up.
Check this site out
http://digilander.libero.it/katalog/
Mar. 4th, 2005 @ 08:00 am
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| » Lauren yeah |
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I hella just spent like 3 hours with lauren hall
it was great
we took pictures that were fit for the short bus.
Feb. 28th, 2005 @ 01:48 am
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| » The Double Duce |
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So I have been binge drinking for the past three days. But that is not important, what is important is the fact that I turned 22. and that my friend meg is going to name her first son J. that is so cool.
Feb. 20th, 2005 @ 07:08 pm
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| » Bonfire |
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I turn 22 on the 20th so saturday night I am hosting a bonfire party on a beach south of halfmoon bay. If you would like to come please call me on my cell. If you need a ride you must call so I can try to arrange one for you. We are meeting at happy donuts around 9 and leaving by 9:15 so we can caravan. If you want alcohol bring your own as I am broke and can not afford to buy liquor. No Presents! food and beverage on the other hand would be swell but not necessary. And If any one could bring a Boom Box with CD player and let me know what kind of batteries that would be great. thanks and hope to see you there.
Feb. 17th, 2005 @ 06:26 pm
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| » Collage |
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~Jmoon~
LJ friendsCollage.
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Feb. 13th, 2005 @ 12:35 pm
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| » http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan |
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If You Can't Beat J, Join J.
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Who Would You Have A J With?
How Do You Eat Your J?
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a J.
Splash J All Over.
Now with 50% more J!
Get More From J.
Gee, Your J Smells Terrific.
Absolut J.
There's Only One J.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's J.
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat J.
I'd Like to Buy the World a J.
Go On, Get Your J Out.
You Press the J, We Do the Rest.
Feb. 9th, 2005 @ 07:22 pm
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